Finalists in the pan-Estonian knitting and crochet tournament, sub-section “fleas’ undergarments”, sub-section “sensory deprivation”. Sirje, on the right, has won Gold medals consecutively for the past 9 years with her double-button short-johns. But this year’s pretender, Dax, daughter and next-door neighbour to the champion, has been practising hard on her own version of light-weight double-vent summer boxers (number of buttons undisclosed) and we are anticipating a gruelling match.